A New Building for the Pizza, A New Low in Craftsmanship

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A New Building for the Pizza, A New Low in Craftsmanship

I have a reputation for making something out of nothing, well Allen aka Mik (RIP) was the true impresario at that, but I might be touching his robe with this one...

During the last Anaheim show on Saturday where we were flooded with children, many who despite their parents best intentions, just couldn't resist grabbing the powerpack controls and testing the top speed of my trains!!!

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Luckily there were no "dead man's curve" incidents....

However for Sunday I figured I really needed to do something to cover the packs from inquisitive little hands so I brought a small cardboard box to do the job, and for the 1st two-hours of the show it worked fine, but there were issues.

One, it was a real hassle to have to lift up the box from the sides to modify speeds.

Two, it trapped the heat generated by the packs not allowing it to dissipate. Those little packs can generate quite a bit of it without ventilation.

Three, it just plain looked farking ugly! Like someone left a mail delivery on the layout.

So given it was a little slower on Sunday and my little brain was just fixated on how ugly the box looked and that a building, even something I could just cobbled together that morning would look better than a farking box! So out came my tape, my repair glue, and my trusty little Swiss Army knife:

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About 1-1/2 hours of bodging between visitor and questions, I came up with a rough, VERY rough building that I determined would best see service as a jailhouse. It worked, it worked very well, not a single kid despite a few that tried to climb into the layout, none attempted to seize control of the reigns.

In fact even as roughshod as it was still looked better than the exposed packs. I continued
throughout the rest of the day to cut new windows and skylights to improve the heat ventilation. At the end of the show I was telling folks that for the next show I was going to do a permanent lift off building for the spot, and I meant it.

Fast forward to now, with the Red Comet well underway and still having 3 weeks to go and not
wanting to go bat-guano crazy and ruining the Red Comet by over doing it (its already a tad
overcooked :-0 ) I decided to try and do this permanent replacement building for the pizza. But the more I thought about it, the more I remembered half jokingly telling Sandra Baxter that I was going to finish off the roughshod cardboard bodge-building, well why not???

So I give you, a new low in model railroad craftsmanship, the cardboard box bodge-building:

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Here I have already started filling in the gaps and openings in the corrigation with caulking adhesive

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The rear shows where I plan to have a jailbreak scene on the final layout, shades of Steve
McQueen here.

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Detailing almost done, all just whatever I could dig up, mostly cardstock balsa and lots and lots of caulking adhesive

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Shows the lift-off slot handle opening in the roof plus added balsa to even out the roof

Next stop primer and paint, still a bit of a pigs ear, the silk purse is still somewhere over the
rainbow.

:P
 
Rattle can grey primer done. Two days ago I also gave it a coat of gesso to infill gaps and give it a surface texture. Rattle can white primer over that, then layering more shades and colors. Need to print some new poster ads.

Currently primed, shell painted, trim painted. Currently adding jail house bars to the door and windows, using straightened (more or less) paper clips. Pics soon.
 
Luvvit!
Is McQueen going to be on a 'bike or a Porsche? :D
 
pugwash said:
Luvvit!
Is McQueen going to be on a 'bike or a Porsche? :D
Maybe Paul Newman in "Cool Hand" mode might be more appropriate ;D
 
Nope, we want pony power* not real horses... they poo ::)
*Bullitt Mustang :D
 
And if everything goes wrong, then you can try to jump the border to Switzerland on your motorbike.

Actually, I preferred Bullitt. They talked less. :o
 
KandNWLR said:
Actually, I preferred Bullitt. They talked less. :o
What about 'Le Mans', was there any actual dialogue? ???
 
pugwash said:
What about 'Le Mans', was there any actual dialogue? ???

Not for the first 37 minutes.
 
The materials might be lowly, but there is nothing wrong with the craftsmanship..
You do yourself a disservice.
 
Great job! Please post a pic of the end result!

I love the labels on your workshop drawers - "large parts", "body parts" etc!

I've labelled the shelves in my 'cave - handiest being "Need it in a minute", second closest "Nah, need it in a while" and so on

I'm surprised SWMBO hasn't had me committed to Bedlam - she doesn't "get" my humour...
 
vsmith said:
I think he grunted a few times :D
Well, he was the man in charge ::)
But I really do like this building from cardboard, I've thrown so much of the stuff away and always wondered if there wasn't something useful I could have done with it ::)
 
Pics... finally

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Painted, rattlecan white over gesso coating, then rattlecan "wheat", Tamiya acrylics everywhere else

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signs over the entry, yep, Borracho is in Hekawe County, it got its name when the first greenhorn settlers left the Bronx, travel southwest for several months, then after getting lost in the desert for 2 weeks came upon the spring, after replenishing their water, looked around and said "whe da hek' awe?" (insert rimshot)

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Adding jail bars, straightened plastic coated paperclips, glued down and subsequently covered with white tape over the gluedown points.

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With a piece of paper behind so the fine craftsmanship can be appreciated.

Roof going on now, printed roll roofing from Paper Creek.
 
I gotta hand it to you, Vic. You've made a silk purse (well metaphorically) out of a sows ear.
 
Like it. :D ;D
 
This is just the sort of project for the Ham Fisted who think that one needs to be an expert to do anything. A good starting point of a Jail is not your thing would be a line-side hut. Made from corrugated or preferably Artist Shop Card it can be protected with Shellack inside and out it will last some time even outside. A friend of mine built a Cardboard Viaduct for his 00 Garden Railway this way and it lasted for years.

Lovely project.
Jond
 
Roofing added

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Thats pretty much it for the basic structure, next will be details like posters and ads, then weathering, but its layout ready at least, the rest is gravy.
 
Inspirational (as is your norm)!

I hate taking cardboard to the Recycling - it seems such a waste of material - now you've set me thinking ;D
 
Excellent!

Those slates look as 'good' as the dodgy Chinese ones on the roof at Chasewater Heaths!! - Actually, I believe the main problem is the pitch of the roof is too shallow, and the slates were fixed with iron nails.. :o ::) ::) :( >:(

Will be interesting to see if we have lost any with the winds just recently..
 
Finished, ready for the next show

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As you can see the little escape scene at the back is ready for a more detailed next step. Sorry can't show it on the layout as the show set up is a different set up than the garage base. But I promise to at the next show.
 
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