Re:Bridge Disaster
....ach man, wid ye nae listen tae us Scots, we ken whit we're talking aboot when it comes tae bridges...
"...your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed."