"Same as LGB"..... or not.....

3Valve said:
nicebutdim said:
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily :D

I always liked Lotus - Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious :bigsmile:
I used to have an MGB GT, which my 'friends' said was 'Most Grotty Bus Going Today'....
 
How about this in French, Buick 'LaCrosse' :D
 
yb281 said:
trammayo said:
A Ford, a Ford - four wheels and a board - guaranteed to go if you push it!
Hence the reason they invented heated rear windows - to keep your hands warm when pushing :bigsmile:.

Then there's the Toyota MR2 in French :rolf::rolf::rolf::rolf:

Ford, or Fix or repair daily:rolf:
 
SNAP - see post 15
 
yb281 said:
trammayo said:
A Ford, a Ford - four wheels and a board - guaranteed to go if you push it!
Hence the reason they invented heated rear windows - to keep your hands warm when pushing :bigsmile:.

Then there's the Toyota MR2 in French :rolf::rolf::rolf::rolf:

I have a L reg mk1 t-bar , one of the best cars I have had, but due to me being the size of the R101 it stays at work , I look at all of these young lads in their supa fast corsa's and the like and laugh 125 mph with your arse only a few inches of the road you can't beat it :rolf::rolf:
 
Gizzy said:
3Valve said:
nicebutdim said:
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily :D

I always liked Lotus - Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious :bigsmile:
I used to have an MGB GT, which my 'friends' said was 'Most Grotty Bus Going Today'....

Amazing, you can google car acromyns on the net: -
Mazda - Made After Zero Design Analysis
Jeep - Just Enough Engine Power
Subaru - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually (apologies to Mizzy Gizzy)
Nissan - Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

But my favourite has to be

Aston Martin - A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly
 
I have a mate who is the GM at a local garage and they aint selling much at the moment. He is known as Nissan Impossible.
 
FORD..........Found on road dead............
Or if your a fan..........First on race day................
FIAT...........Fix it again Tony.................
Most mouthful?..................MGB GT V8?
Oh and my MGB GT now has 350,000 miles with but one engine rebuild and it's just about due for another but all the rest is original (well the bits that haven't fallen off yet!!!)
 
Chris M said:
*Pinto* is Spanish slang for tiny male genitalia.

I hear that Ford didn't sell many Ford Pintos in Brazil
Strange because Brazilians speech Portuguese :nerd:
 
My favorite American car.....
PONTIAC........People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

My favorite British car.....
TRIUMPH.........This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
 
spike said:
Chris M said:
*Pinto* is Spanish slang for tiny male genitalia.

I hear that Ford didn't sell many Ford Pintos in Brazil
Strange because Brazilians speech Portuguese :nerd:
Hmmmmmmm
But the Panache is Spanish, in the cloquial sense for vagina. And the Brazilians are into wax,so from that we can draw many conclusions....
Not sure about latin languages mexicans speak spanish or catalan....In any event none of their cars are worth a seat...
 
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